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Mesothelioma Soup? - January 16, 2018.

But Wait, There's More - January 15, 2018.

My ASS - January 14, 2018.

Jackassery at the Factory - January 13, 2018.

Determined to Rule the World - January 12, 2018.

Leaping Out Of My Own Skin - January 11, 2018.

One (Hundred) To Grow On - January 10, 2018.

And Then There Was One None - January 9, 2018.

And Then There Was One - January 8, 2018.

My Ass. - January 7, 2018.

Didn't Do Nothin' - January 6, 2018.

Faking It Until I'm Done Making It - January 5, 2018.

Idle Time - January 4, 2018.

Fairies hopped up on Technohol - January 3, 2018.

Spectres of Coworkers Past - January 2, 2018.

Stack Overflow, Please Reboot Universe - January 1, 2018.

Olfactory Terrorism - January 24, 2017.

Crippling Craziness! - January 21, 2017.

Pixelated! - December 14, 2016.

All out of Pokémons ™ - December 7, 2016.

Hoo hoo hoo. - November 23, 2016.

Of migraines and men. - November 16, 2016.

Wherein humanity proves me right. - November 9, 2016.

Hey, a Genesect! - November 8, 2016.

Working on a Sunday. - September 18, 2016.

Hey, a Victini! - September 1, 2016.

It's my favorite holiday! - July 4, 2016.

What do you know, Nintendo ® is giving away free Shaymins! - July 1, 2016.

I should wear safety shoes twenty four hours a day. Or just line the house in Nerf ™. - June 10, 2016.

Disastrophe! - June 5, 2016.

I swear I need serious medication. - June 3, 2016.

The waiting game. - June 2, 2016.

Hey, a free Manaphy! - June 1, 2016.

No. Just... no. - May 31, 2016.

Incidentally, we also went hiking in the nature preserve last year, too. - May 30, 2016.

So we went hiking at the Glen Helen nature preserve today. - May 29, 2016.

Technoholic fan mail. For once! - May 27, 2016.

Bamboozlment! - May 26, 2016.

Again with the truck balls. - May 25, 2016.

Linkedin wants me to know they've been hax0red. - May 24, 2016.

Still a freeeeak! - May 23, 2016.

Put a ring on it? - May 22, 2016.

The Annunakai: On Variant Histories - May 21, 2016.

Yveltal! - May 20, 2016.

Freeeeak! - May 19, 2016.

Stupid alarm clock. - May 18, 2016.

Yet. Another. Hand. Injury. - May 17, 2016.

The inevitable safety concern fallout. - May 16, 2016.

The Yellow Springs Chicken Gang strikes again! - May 15, 2016.

The Anunnakai: An Explanation. - May 14, 2016.

Another safety concern! - May 13, 2016.

Momentary earbud slip-up. - May 12, 2016.

Xerneas! - May 11, 2016.

Novelty cans! - May 10, 2016.

Nerdeavors! - May 9, 2016.

Behold: the (assembled) Air King ™! - May 8, 2016.

Easing away from the precipice. - May 6, 2017.

Behold: the (disassembled) Air King ™! - May 6, 2016.

Cinco de Zombo! - May 5, 2016.

Spooky, Spooky Pokémons! - May 4, 2016.

Crisis: Averted. - May 3, 2016.

More evidence of Ohio's weird weather. - May 2, 2016.

MAYDAY MAYDAY. - May 1, 2016.

In my defense, I only knuckled down and bought one of these. - April 30, 2016.

Check please. - April 29, 2016.

Alas, poor Red Bull ™, I miss thee. You know, again. - April 28, 2016.

Gratuitous puncture wounds, sir? - April 27, 2016.

That guy. - April 26, 2016.

What won't China do to rip you off? - April 25, 2016.

By Kutz ™ - April 24, 2016.

Some eats near town. - April 23, 2016.

I still work in a trap. - April 22, 2016.

Cognitive. Interference. - April 21, 2016.

Overenthusiastic yet somehow unmotivated: the stoner. - April 20, 2016.

Double the Banality! - April 19, 2016.

Crawford has something to tell you. - April 18, 2016.

The perfect ending to a perfect weekend. - April 17, 2016.

A mighty burger was he, but he were no match for the bottomless pit of despair within me. - April 16, 2016.

Kung-Fu Fire Chicken Dong Feathers! - April 15, 2016.

He wants a lap dance. - April 14, 2016.

It needs more elderberry jelly. - April 13, 2016.

Microsoft ® thinks it beat me. - April 12, 2016.

Quitting Red Bull ™ is difficult. - April 11, 2016.

Premier Ball, I choose you! - April 10, 2016.

Eighteen years of nerdery. Good gravy. - April 9, 2016.

Word ™ is dead. - April 8, 2016.

Awful chemical stews are hardly a tasty treat. - April 7, 2016.

Anything but the stairs! - April 6, 2016.

Unexplained infuriation. - April 5, 2016.

Ohio weather's like Nebraska's - it just changes more frequently. - April 4, 2016.

Antisocial media. - April 3, 2016.

Stupid on parade! - April 2, 2016.

Dumbest. Holiday. Ever. - April 1, 2016.

More weaponized cleaning. - March 31, 2016.

Our back yard! - March 30, 2016.

Still wrecked, but not so badly? - March 29, 2016.

I'm physically tired, sure, but most of my tired is inside my skull. - March 28, 2016.

Word. - March 27, 2016.

Sacrilicious! - March 26, 2016.

What's so good about it, anyway? - March 25, 2016.

Marvel at Red Beast and Blue Beast. - March 24, 2016.

Stealth Liberal. - March 23, 2016.

Wherein everyone gives me their two cents. - March 22, 2016.

Speaking of cleaning up other people's messes. - March 21, 2016.

Working on a Sunday sucks. - March 20, 2016.

Momentary Respite from the Dumb. - March 19, 2016.

Pico de Gallo - flavored potato chips. - March 18, 2016.

The (likely first of many) Underwear Incident. - March 17, 2016.

I think I'm getting old. - March 16, 2016.

Daylight Savings Time saves no daylight at all. - March 15, 2016.

Rolled, my eyes have. - March 14, 2016.

Probm! - March 13, 2016.

My not-Internet friends. - March 12, 2016.

The No Idle Chit Chat Treatment. - March 11, 2016.

The Stairwell of Caloric Death. - March 10, 2016.

So I am part of a grand conspiracy, I guess. - March 9, 2016.

Deposit urine everywhere except the urinal, please. - March 8, 2016.

I really need to stop using the break room at work. - March 7, 2016.

Poultry Platoon! - March 6, 2016.

Another instance of fury face. - March 5, 2016.

How circular can we get? - March 4, 2016.

Murder Birds! - March 3, 2016.

Snackenfreude! - March 2, 2016.

Apparently I'm criminal mastermind. - March 1, 2016.

Leap Day! - February 29, 2016.

I am apparently the master of all I survey. - February 28, 2016.

Here they come! (/primus) - February 27, 2016.

Must... destroy... coworkers...! - February 26, 2016.

Say hello to Crawford! - February 25, 2016.

A quick look at Yellow Springs. - February 24, 2016.

Because I haven't had enough dental work, apparently. - February 23, 2016.

SLOW RIDE. - February 22, 2016.

Shrill. Drunken. Harpies. - February 21, 2016.

I actually went outside today. - February 20, 2016.

Dental Dread. - February 19, 2016.

Totally a 'meh' day. - February 18, 2016.

Ugh, keep away. - February 17, 2016.

Bed Head... or Wolverine Head? - February 16, 2016.

I may or may not be glaring at you. - February 15, 2016.

Wherein I say even less than usual. - February 14, 2016.

So yeah, go see it. Like, now. - February 13, 2016.

Stick a fork in me? - February 12, 2016.

Union thugs! - February 11, 2016.

Maybe it's just me, but... - February 10, 2016.

Editing equipment... failing fast... - February 9, 2016.

I assure you that I didn't drink all of that at once. - February 8, 2016.

Nontroversy! - February 7, 2016.

Be healed, brother! - February 6, 2016.

A wild Mew approaches! - February 5, 2016.

I work with the most interesting people. - February 4, 2016.

Nerk! - February 3, 2016.

Recovery on many fronts! - February 2, 2016.

Talk about an about face. - February 1, 2016.

Pretty nasty, huh? - January 31, 2016.

Poop! - January 30, 2016.

Cubicile! - January 29, 2016.

Emo Day. - January 28, 2016.

I appear to be discorporating. - January 27, 2016.

Someday, I may finish my book. - January 26, 2016.

Poutrage! - January 25, 2016.

Feeling good! - January 24, 2016.

I really, really hate country music. - January 23, 2016.

Why don't you, sit right back, and I, I may tell you, a Tale - January 22, 2016.

Pico de Gallo! - January 21, 2016.

I also hate working with migraines. - January 20, 2016.

I hate working in a death trap. - January 19, 2016.

Getting better and better. - January 18, 2016.

Chorizo! - January 17, 2016.

If my coworkers all died in a fire, I wouldn't feel too bad. - January 16, 2016.

Weaponized Neuroses? - January 15, 2016.

Comicvine sucks. And blows. - January 14, 2016.

I used to think Iowans couldn't drive. Then I moved to Dayton. - January 13, 2016.

Some coworkers are more ignorant than others. Or, as they say here, Ignant. - January 12, 2016.

Forward progress, I make it. - January 16, 2011.

Nope, nothing hinky going on here. - January 10, 2016.

I just don't see the pastel fuss. - January 9, 2016.

Good. Bad. I'm the one with the debit card. - January 8, 2016.

I assure you that I do actually work at work. - January 7, 2016.

Low calorie yet delicious! - January 6, 2016.

How much radiation does it take to get to the center of an electronics technician? - January 5, 2016.

So. Tired. - January 4, 2016.

Crawford requires treats. - January 3, 2016.

A bit about Technohol 13 - January 2, 2016.

New years, new tears. - January 1, 2016.

You wouldn't like it if I touched your things. - September 15, 2015.

I hate meddlers. I really do. - August 11, 2015.

Dieting sucks. - September 2, 2014.

Don't want to be Darth Sulin. - August 26, 2014.

I have outlived one of my nemeses. - August 8, 2014.

So I have a beggar stalker. Or stalker beggar? - February 22, 2014.

Face full of hurt. - February 26, 2013.

So why do all of you constantly think the end is nigh, anyway? - December 22, 2012.

My brain is made of swiss cheese. - January 11, 2012.

Fuck you, Tennessee. - June 10, 2011.

Death of the Tea Party Exchange - August 20, 2010.

Gallery: Death of the Anti-Terror Gas Station - August 11, 2010.

Gallery: Failmobiles! - August 6, 2010.

Hate Mail 2! - July 28, 2010.

Hate Mail! - July 5, 2010.

Sad shoes and stolen seats. - June 16, 2010.

Frankenstein's Muscle Car? - February 23, 2010.

OVER THE TOP! - February 2, 2010.

Hoo Hah? - January 24, 2010.

The future is now, and it don't like you. - January 22, 2010.

Red State ™ Health Insurance: Coming Soon! - January 21, 2010.

Still all wrecked up. - January 19, 2010.

Fitting music and I can't even share it with you. Bah. - January 18, 2010.

366 days - and no fatalities yet... - January 17, 2010.

Anniversary! - January 16, 2010.

Weird ass dream IV - January 15, 2010.

A bonus to yesterday's theft. - January 14, 2010.

I hope someone catches Eye Herpes. - January 13, 2010.

John Cornyn is a twit. - January 12, 2010.

More detail than you really needed. - January 11, 2010.

Links of the Damned II: Fun Edition - January 10, 2010.

Weird ass dream 3 - January 09, 2010.

Second Walkabout: the general idea. - January 08, 2010.

Advice for the Superstitious. - January 07, 2010.

Surprise Indiana Jones reference (and little else) - January 06, 2010.

Alas, poor Internets forums. - January 05, 2010.

Whither Thither Mister Fister? - January 04, 2010.

RIP RPG? - January 03, 2010.

Am I more stubborn than me? Let's find out. - January 02, 2010.

Step away from the Blackberry, or we shoot! - January 01, 2010.

Alas, poor 2009. I knew it well. - December 31, 2009.

An end to the interlude. - November 28, 2009.

A sort of interlude. - November 11, 2009.

Have I mentioned I hate X-Mas? - November 9, 2009.

Poo in Dayton - or a suburb therein. - August 3, 2009.

The TSA loves yoo. - July 24, 2009.

Random Rage. - July 23, 2009.

The Zoo! - June 25, 2009.

Horses and Free Comics. - May 06, 2009.

Attack of the Fat, Rich and Drug-addicted Traitors! - April 20, 2009.

Attack of the Furries! - April 18, 2009.

Amazon Dot Com Are Bigots? Who Knew? - April 12, 2009.

Do you like April Fools' Day? You suck. - April 01, 2009.

Random Things 3 - March 31, 2009.

Assault on the So-Called Faithful - March 30, 2009.

Weird ass dream II - March 29, 2009.

So you ask why, do you? - March 25, 2009.

Links of the Damned I: Filth Edition - March 23, 2009.

Pizza! - March 22, 2009.

Fuck you, ADT. Just in case I hadn't said so already. - March 20, 2009.

Not yours, mine! - March 19, 2009.

Sticker Bumpers. - March 18, 2009.

Whitey's! - March 17, 2009.

Creation... Museum? - March 15, 2009.

Sandwich of the Devil! - March 14, 2009.

So yeah, I really hate HR people, in case you weren't sure. - March 13, 2009.

Dick dick dick dick dick dick dickty dick dick. - March 07, 2009.

Alas, Poor 5 ™ Gum, I Hardly Knew Ye. - March 05, 2009.

Cookie! - March 04, 2009.

Rot in Hell, Earnhardt. - March 03, 2009.

So this is Ohio. - February 13, 2009.

I'm not dead. Not this time, either. - February 03, 2009.

Facebook is Scary. - January 03, 2009.

New Year, yet Old Meh. - January 02, 2009.

You may feel a little pressure... - December 02, 2008.

Self Help Guide For Wanks With Alarm Systems - November 18, 2008.

Shit Canned ™ - November 12, 2008.

Not dead and not amused. - November 05, 2008.

Call me Lazarus. - October 22, 2008.

The urethoplastic horror. - October 19, 2008.

Finally finished that Web Marketing Man site. Hoo-rah! - October 05, 2008.

More medically malcontent than before. - September 30, 2008.

<3 - September 26, 2008.

Weird ass dream I - September 17, 2008.

Revised Master Plan. - September 16, 2008.

First Workout! - September 11, 2008.

So really. Who puts barbed wire fencing around a church? - September 10, 2008.

Goddamn Razor. - September 09, 2008.

All About Chris. - September 02, 2008.

Attack of the killer FEMA. - August 22, 2008.

5. - August 01, 2008.

Give it moar drugs. - July 31, 2008.

High speed danger photography. - July 26, 2008.

Random Things II - July 25, 2008.

Bizarre Bondage Nurse. - July 24, 2008.

Undeath bed. - July 23, 2008.

Have I mentioned I hate the Space Nazi Super Pope? Plus: O Hai Ku. - July 21, 2008.

Ads: You're Doing It Wrong. - July 11, 2008.

Random Things I - July 10, 2008.

Metered Intellect. - July 09, 2008.

Medically Malcontent. - July 07, 2008.

Sprint = Meh. - June 20, 2008.

Holy shit, I organized. - June 19, 2008.

Proofread! - June 18, 2008.

Jesus freaks at work. - June 17, 2008.

Downtown Omaha's Leahy Park. - June 02, 2008.

Trying to enjoy the awesome despite uncontrolled retard-Americans. - May 27, 2008.

First Ramble. - May 26, 2008.

Bizarre Find from the Past. - June 15, 2003.

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